my resume is finally in
with lies about my education
a photo with my grin
and how i don't take a vacation

a list of all my previous jobs
and also references
i wont let slip they were all knobs
and my traffic offenses

i think i also might include
about things i love most
that i love writing about food
but really i burn toast

a nice shirt i will carefully choose
with long sleeves that's brand new
this time i wont show my tattoos
at the interview