”Pleased to meet you.” Said the man As he came into the bar room “Likewise” said the lady As she sat up at the bar “Are you local?” Asked the gentleman While he tried to catch the barman “No I traveled” Said the lady “I came my way by car” “Whisky with some water” Said the man unto the barman “Mine as well” She said seductively “But please just make it neat” The barman made the drinks up And the couple sipped and pondered What the evening had for both of them To make the night complete And so the bar room was a staring point And the evening a success He in a black tuxedo She in a scarlet dress It ended in a question That he hoped she’d answer well “May I love you?” Then her spoken words said “Yes you May Sir can’t you tell?” And the sentence filled his empty heart From the bottom to the top And now tuxedo and Miss scarlet Are never far apart.