New Years Day is great
to make a to do list
i'm gonna lose some weight
and stop getting ******

each morning hit the gym
and raise a bit of sweat
to make me toned and slim
and shed that extra fat

come January second
and all went to my plan
i did all the things i reckoned
without one beer can

but by Australia Day
it seems this year came sooner
three kilo's more i weigh
and i'm on my twelfth schooner