i just want to live in a small little cottage in alaska studying giant squid and sharks with three dogs. a husky, a samoyed and a great pyreneese. and a beautiful little girl, named valerie. valerie is my dream, she's one of the reasons i'm excited to have kids. she's going to be great, i can just tell. i already love her. but i don't want her to grow up to resent me all kids end up hating their parents and moving to some obscure place like alaska. please, valerie. don't hate me. i will love you unconditionally. no one's going to hurt my baby girl please, baby, i promise you you can tell me whatever. i won't judge you. you can be queer, trans, whatever. i'll call you vladimir if you want. anything, you can be anything. i'll love you forever. please valerie please come soon.