baldness is hereditary
thanks a lot dad
thanks for being very hairy
all over but your head

though it might be from my mum
where i'll inherit more
who loves drinking gin and ***
and louder than dad snore

what if it skips a generation
and i get grandmas genes
who can wipe out a small nation
after eating beans

maybe even worse it gets
and i get most from grandpa
who suffered from tourettes
with that awful ******* temper

every outcome's diabolic
with my genetic inheritance
my future is a balding alcoholic
with no ******* friends