true love hasn't been found yet
but search is under way
NASA, SETI and uncle Matt
are very close they say

they've been looking to the sky
probing, testing, trying
while Matt for two weeks each July
has been to Thailand flying

they said their eyes are firmly fixed
on all the nearby stars
and after drinks that have been mixed
in all night striptease bars

we might be close to finding E.T.
but we must stay astute
because she might not be too pretty
and be a *******