That one with the long dress But no glitter can cover her mess Only the pointiest of heels and clavicle To puncture the victims of this cannibal Her chameleon skin fits her whimsy Mean girl musings, her character is flimsy Only stupid, most trusting of men fall for her charm Men I've loved, destined to repeat her harm An Impressionist painting, she's so pretty from afar Close-up, she's the ugliest, most painful part of his memoir