i bought a brand new car
with four shiny wheels
it's better than my last by far
and nothing in it squeals

it gets me now from A to B
without breaking down
and i can even get to C
or drive it into town

it's radio always plays on cue
and it comes with air
although my old car had air too
with windscreen in repair

but this car starts every time
when i turn the key
i dont get covered in some grime
and doesn't smell like ***

so this friday about five
i'll take my friends and we
are going for the longest drive
as far away as D