Tales of woe of a simple girl, Who may not be so simple, Though her problems certainly are. Problem one: A tall blonde, Strong and secure and safe, Who makes my heart race. Problem two: An Italian, Goofy and dorky and the best friend I could have, With a "girlfriend", though she doesn't want labels. Problem three: The boyfriend, Sarcastic and perfect and exactly like me, Who I just don't seem to care as much about anymore. Problem four: The best friend, Who's been with me through thick and thin, Who's the love of my life, and who is confused about his sexuality. Problem five: My own confusion, Over sexuality, Over love, over life. Problem six: Commitment issues I never knew I had, I always suspected I had. Problem seven: My depression that deepens with every heartbreak, Every moment of happiness, Every single moment of my ever-confusing life.