Cotton, linen, polyester Silk, wool, leather Hmm...I have something better Trust, humility, honesty Respect, compromise, individuality Let me sweep you off your feet Before you can even take a leap I don’t mind opening doors Won’t tease you if you snore Only please you without bore For making you smile is not a chore Let you eat all the cake But a long hike we will take So you don’t sleep full of hate A veggie omelette I will make For breakfast before you awake A promise to take an oath To brew coffee for us both Every morning until we’re old Will keep you warm when it’s cold For I was once told That your presence will mould Into my body like clay For I can’t wait for the day Where we can both finally play House and paint it all gray Because modern is our way So let’s bind our souls Till we turn to gold For that is the goal We are in control Lets put on this show