My eyes are roving, clever and playful In the tensest moments I don’t lose my cool From my fingers the bullets fly I dive deep and jump from the sky. I do hide behind occasional beard I want my martinis shaken not stirred My mantra is only one word ‘win’ The only car I ride is Aston martin. My name turns my enemies morose They’re pinned down by my gizmos. Women just madly fall for me Clad skimpily in alluring bikini Chiseled figures slim and tall I choose the good but go for all. I am pressed for time so much I can’t do without my omega watch Though I’m not stuck in a brand or two Rolex and Seikos will also do. I feel instead of lengthening the list It’s time for me to clear up the mist A suave smart and fearless guy I also happen to be a timeless spy. I play with the villains dangerous games Love to be called Bond without James With me the baddies can never get even You know the world knows me by 007.