I am the untied version of you, shoe full of nothing unscrewed and unchewed a puncture in space and time meant to hold us in place where even a well placed heel won't do
The rhyme and reason of a fork with two tines replacing the precise oneness of the edge of a knife
Sooner or later we will walk on four heels, two for each shoe
You can dress me up but you can't take me out
Besides, who will wait on you?
I cannot occupy two places at once, the served and the server, even with a quick costume change