God had a summer house In a private cloud, he needed a house painter Jacob took the jo, and the deity sent Down a ladder and it was a long climb for Jacob He was met by God, who wasn’t sure which colour He should choose, the painter looked around And suggested light mahogany colour it would Give God a feeling of adventure in and otherwise Pleasant environment. God liked the idea and sent a couple of angles To fetch the paint. It took the painter two days to do the job and He got hungry asked for food, and the deity said We usually don’t eat up here, but nevertheless Sent an angel to find Jacob a burger. When returning, he was blessed by God, for that He was thankful but asked for money as he had a wife and children to feed. Of course, God said I understand And gave Jacob 4 gold coins which value could buy a bank And he did and become the founder of a dynasty. Going down took long as you can imagine walking Downwards on a ladder is stressful but he made it And lived to tell the tale.