Before you read this poem
make sure you wear a helmet, goggles  
knee-pads, elbow pads, shin guards,
breast plates, mouth guards, and apply your
gauze and tape.  These words are fat-free, extra
calcium enriched, reduced sodium,
plentiful source of vitamin C,
comes in diet and caffeine free.  The surgeon general says
don't read for more than 15 minutes without
blinking.  Keep this out of the reach
of children, contents under pressure and extremely flammable
and keep out of direct sunlight while losing
your taste is a minor side effect.  
Organic, no additives or preservatives
and absolutely no trans fats or glucose whatsoever.
Store between 65 and 68 degrees Fahrenheit in a
poor lit area.  Push down and turn to open while
contents are extremely hot.  Do not take with water and
eat a tablespoon of salt and in the unlikely event of
stomach bleeding place the oxygen mask around
your face before assisting children or others around you.
You’ll be held down, told how to think if you’re
below the influence and turning your brains into scrambled
chicken abortions.  This may complicate pregnancy while putting
holes in your intestines and most importantly death may
happen for the first time user. In case of death see your doctor immediately