He's a dirt bag an A-hole Tries to act like a Navy seal or Evel Knievel He's got a nice car And cheap hair He's got an angel Next to his chair What's she doing with a creep Like him can't she see he's paper Thin He's plastic He's a Ken doll He ain't got no class at'all Then why Is she with that guy If shed spend just one day with me Shed find out what she's mis- sing I'd treat her right Cause I got soul hard as steel I Ain't plastic I'm real I'd be more classy If she would ride with me Why oh why Is she with that guy