Our first conversation went like this: *Let’s have a picnic, I bring the food and you bring your body. You will take me from behind while your tresses caress my face and your skirt mingles with the hair on my crotch brunette fields on light pink gingham – our skin embarrassingly red against a jade prairie. I will be like a teenager again, make you into an adult. You will teach me how to tie your cherry into a knot with the tip of my tongue – if anyone sees, I can tell them you are my girl & starting today you never have to be lonely again.