SO I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND TOOK MY LSD THEN GAVE MY GREETINGS TO THE SUN AND HE JUST WAVED BACK AT ME I'M SO HAPPY TO BE BORN IN SUCH A BEAUTIFUL WORLD OH I'M SO GLAD I MAKE THE MOST OF WHAT MY TIME CAN AFFORD
AND THEN I STROLLED ACCROSS THE STREETS OF SUCH A PRETTY TOWN THAT HAD NO NAME BUT MANY PEOPLE AND I AIN'T SEEN NO FROWN I'M SO HAPPY TO BE BORN IN SUCH A BEAUTIFUL WORLD OH I'M SO GLAD I MAKE THE MOST OF WHAT MY YOUTH CAN AFFORD
THEN I WAS SITTING IN THE PARK WHERE LITTLE BIRDS ARE SINGING WHEN ALL MY FRIENDS CAME OVER AND WE ALL STARTED DANCING I'M SO HAPPY TO BE BORN IN SUCH A BEAUTIFUL WORLD OH I'M SO GLAD I MAKE THE MOST OF WHAT MY HEALTH CAN AFFORD
AND THEN I CAME HOME IN THE BUS WHERE EVERYBODY SMILES WITH PEOPLE OF EVERY COLOR THAT HAD SUCH MYSTERIOUS EYES I'M SO HAPPY TO BE BORN IN SUCH A BEAUTIFUL WORLD OH I'M SO GLAD I MADE THE MOST OF WHAT MY TIME COULD AFFORD
You think it's bad now, just wait 'till they think they figured out sarcasm