I wish some shoes regulated Themselves a and a suit always clean (a film was made) also, underwear that Didn’t need to be changed How easy it will have been to travel. A tiny holdall for shaving cream blades Moreover, a toothbrush; come to think of it No need to shave when travelling and The toothbrush could be stuck in the suits Breast pocket, hands-free taking pictures Of wild elephants or polar bears. Free to have your belonging riffled through By a uniformed officer. Travel in a plane have my polluted name Written in the sky, drink a whisky-on the rocks Also, trying to relax, aware your wife is Travelling with five big suitcases.