Disenfranchised nation, stand together, hold your brothers up!

Advantage lies overseas!

Third world work ethic can keep profits from plummeting!

Eat in the restaurants you work in!

Pick up your trash, along with the city's!

Buy the books your students need!

Employee discount is considered a raise!

No smoking!

Wrap your third-degree burn with your third degree!

Start to think about getting a job overseas!