I'm sorry that the payments have been running late
I'm sorry that we had to go our separate ways
You ended up acquiring  the entire estate
Even so deep down I wish  you no ill fate
Father's Day has come and gone
It's  just another day,  I must be moving on
I didn't get a phone call, I didn't get a card
I guess I really shouldn't take it so hard
Especially since you poisoned the well
After we said our fond farewells
Do the kids still remember me
Or have you convinced them that  I'm absolutely crazy
You broke all your wedding vows
I got evicted from the house
I will admit I was never perfect
I didn't get on my knees and genuflect
I did however treat you with respect
Which I guess is something I shouldn't expect
I'll never understand how you went from hot to cold
When you decided to break up our household.