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Adam S
Poems
Aug 2019
(Sittin' For) My Morning Poo
Please sing the following to the melody of (Sittin' On) The Dock Of The Bay.
Sittin' for my morning poo,
Every morning it's what I like to do,
Hearing the ***** fall in,
Then I'll watch them flush away again
Sittin' for my morning poo,
Letting one piece-a crap out or two
Sittin' for my morning poo,
Making this rhyme
Well sometimes it's like torture
'Specially when I make a mess
Whilst it can seem like a chore
My straining always tends to end in success
So I'm just sitting for my morning poo
Taking a crap whilst here on the loo,
Sittin' for my morning poo,
Making this rhyme
Looks like I'm all outta luck,
There's no toilet paper here; oh ****
But all while there's nobody here to witness
Well I guess I'll just use my fist
Sittin' here using my hand
And I hope that all of you'd understand
Didn't have much of a choice
Use my hand or let my pants get all moist
Sittin' here taking a ****
With my hand smelling like a cesspit
Sittin' here taking a ****
Making my rhymeee
*Whistles
#pooetry
#myhandsmells
Written by
Adam S
UK
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