Jammed like the last clean place in the dishwasher like the ugly foot on your war-paint totem pole like the mollusc meets mantelpiece decoration stuck on your windowsill Snow drifts as fine as the combed hair on your head sweeter than sugar more damning than dandruff as hard as the head of a coconut which you hit, again and again, with the **** end of a hammer Bang. Bang. Bang.
The sound jars on the off beat sounds like mars meets penguin feet but you dance caught in the headlights in the sway you're your own one man James Bond villain and you love to watch the spotlight flicker to dusk and the end credits to roll with that tune, stuck jammed twisted like the rusty end of a bagel knife into the rusty end of your brain case
Ba dum dum, ba dum dum feel it in your feet
ba dum dum, ba dum dum we'll never know when we might again meet.