Jul 2019
I wish I wuz a sheriff’s deputy
The traffic laws would mean nothing to me
I’d cruise through the red lights and all them stop signs
But give everyone else lots of tickety-fines
At the café I’d park in the handicapped zone
Then drive by the school yakking on my cell phone
Turn signals for me? A thing of the past!
And when scooting through town I’d drive real fast
Yeah, if I wuz a sheriff’s deputy
The traffic laws would mean nothing to me
The traffic laws would mean nothing to me
I’d cruise through the red lights and all them stop signs
But give everyone else lots of tickety-fines
At the café I’d park in the handicapped zone
Then drive by the school yakking on my cell phone
Turn signals for me? A thing of the past!
And when scooting through town I’d drive real fast
Yeah, if I wuz a sheriff’s deputy
The traffic laws would mean nothing to me
Your ‘umble scrivener’s site is: Reactionarydrivel.blogspot.com
It’s not at all reactionary, tho’ it might be drivel.
Lawrence Hall’s vanity publications are available on amazon.com as Kindle and on bits of dead tree: THE ROAD TO MAGDALENA, PALEO-HIPPIES AT WORK AND PLAY, LADY WITH A DEAD TURTLE, DON’T FORGET YOUR SHOES AND GRAPES, COFFEE AND A DEAD ALLIGATOR TO GO, and DISPATCHES FROM THE COLONIAL OFFICE.
It’s not at all reactionary, tho’ it might be drivel.
Lawrence Hall’s vanity publications are available on amazon.com as Kindle and on bits of dead tree: THE ROAD TO MAGDALENA, PALEO-HIPPIES AT WORK AND PLAY, LADY WITH A DEAD TURTLE, DON’T FORGET YOUR SHOES AND GRAPES, COFFEE AND A DEAD ALLIGATOR TO GO, and DISPATCHES FROM THE COLONIAL OFFICE.
