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David Bird
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May 2010
Eaten By A Dog
Last night I had an unusual dream,
But not the type that would make you scream.
I dreamt I was eaten by a large dog beast,
It must have thought me part of a feast.
From inside its mouth I had a friend on my shoulder
He was clever and helpful, and I felt bolder.
He told me to avoid the sphincter muscles,
Should I wish to emerge with minimum tussles.
Instruction said that the safest way through
Was to be forced out while inside a pooh.
After kicking my way out of the crusty ****,
I woke up and thought that was ****** absurd.
*This must be in my top 5 weirdest dreams of all time!*
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