Aye yen for bachelorhood every now and again doth mildly abate after saying "I do...," when axed by justice of peace
nearly two dozen years wedded bull hissing, rest assured I will abbreviate encapsulate, fulminate, narrate...
and forthrightly admit, yours truly oft times yearned to abdicate spousal unbridled warfare and injustice
reason enough to abnegate null and void husbandry role ex post facto finding thyself questioning pledging troth even
Frosty the snowman would abominate to say "***** this - marriage nut for me" bolt in a huff boot (dang)
ne'er did absquatulate altercations that adhere to rule of physics and tended to accelerate
as muzzled, neigh saying saddled former groom did lament and accentuate his physical needs,
she did not accommodate, cuz this solitary soul (with good n plenti horse sense), never did fully acculturate
with female species, one whose blunt cold front seemed to accumulate growing gripe list bestowed courtesy this mate
*** for tat wrathful pitiless, (not so cherry) feedback unmatched within annotated coupled courtship of fools, this scrivener with steely
iron maiden breastplate, nonetheless did rack up and accumulate battle scars hitting bullseye, since donned with
corrective vision spectacles hen pecking, needling termagant untameable shrew did acerate (worse fate than death -
validated by grim reaper) avowed covenant thru torturous years exponentially punishing innocent soul (slightly biased) did acervate
popping one after another over the counter acetylsalicylate, no ampule adequate to relieve permanent suffering, thus lifetime electric shock treatment,
nsync quaffing prescription kool aid battery acidulate ineffective to activate palliative, and restore
liberty (yeah) sense and sensibility subsequently providing freedom against further wifely scourges whereby Doctor Phil Ander
refused to adjudicate, perhaps understandable why I advocate selfless mercy killing (euthanasia) for this urbane country bumpkin.