Long ago when Eden masqueraded itself as a paradise Back when the tree of life bloomed with the sins of fallen angels And Eve picked the apple that the snake had offered her And once the juice trickled down her lips So the snake laughed and writhed with glee At the idea that woman had condemned us all With her feminine wiles And selfish urges. Back when god scoffed at his muddled creation For being weak enough To take temptation by its supple fruit ****** us all She did. By being human. How could woman be so stupid? How could woman be so vile? Did she not understand what she was doing Did she not understand what she was setting into motion. That all of this Could one day be her fault For being hungry For being human. Did she not understand that the fruit Was poisoned. Wasn’t it? Woman be ******. For isn’t it your fault. It must be. That the monstrous ways of men were born.