Why am I the one my friends come to? I have no experience with their problems All I can say is that I’m there for them Not always what they want to hear Sometimes I can give them ******* Things viewed only in movies and tv Yet they come back for more Again and again I get a text saying “can I ask you a question?” I always respond the same “Shoot” As in “shoot for it” Or maybe it means I was hoping you wouldn’t Who knows