An ode to fast food, Oh how I loathe you, Your hot french fries, And complaining customers, That I wish to smack, Their oh so very fat ***. The managers are ******, They need to be relocated to a mental hospital. One is a furious druggie, with hair that is not so pretty, And the other is a fat cat, who pretends to be a girl, when he clearly is not at all that, Oh food that is fast, how thou will not last anymore in my life, I bid adieu to you, and the burgers, How'll not miss the times I've cried from working with some miserable *******, Goodbye for now, The times were not fun, How I'll never miss running off to work, Because I have always hated you.