A bear is chasing me through a meadow and I’m running as fast as I can but.... he’s gaining on me—it seems he’s always gaining on me. I’m running and running but also thinking I should just turn around and say, “Stop it! Stop chasing me. We both know you aren’t going to catch me. All you can ever do is chase me. So, think about it—why bother?”
The bear does stop, and he sits on his haunches and thinks, or seems to think. And then the bear says to me, “I have to chase you, you know that. Or you should. And.... sure, we both know I’ll never catch you. So, why not give us both a break and just stop thinking about me?”
But, with that said, he gets back on four feet, sticks his long pink tongue out, licks down both sides of his snout. Then he sighs, looks behind himself, then at me and says..... “Okay, ready when you are.”