I am here Where shall I park Park yourself In the fields
I find a spot And tie myself to the cross (bless me father, for I sinned... ...cut it out no hilarity, this is work) Early dawn So glad I got my coat on
I see the sun rising What an exhilarating scene Sky exuding Pastel yellow, orange and blue
Here comes the conspiracy Or is it murders I must Google how to Differentiate between ravens and crows
They perch themselves Firmly on me To briefly rest And steal from the field
This goes on for hours As they also dutifully Do their duty On me
What the hell With their talons Digging into My flesh
They can't tell I'm real So they go about Happily
I'm more scared of them Rather they of me Well we all got to Make do somehow
Today I was a scarecrow Who knows, what Will I be tomorrow