We have a nice house -
Six bedrooms, three point five bath.
The floors and tables and baby grand piano are shiny
and the throw pillows aren't really thrown.

It's a very nice house -
Lots of earth tones, lots of lamps.
Everything smells like the color burgundy
and the homework has A's on it.

We have a nice house, if you look for a while,
But don't look too long or you'll see -
Some doors are shut tight
And some light bulbs are out
and there's a scratch on the picture of me.