Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall He drank too much whisky And drank too much beer So it finally caught up and he passed out I fear
Humpty Dumpty died when he fell Humpty Dumpty broke his eggshell His egg white poured out And so did his yolk The townspeople cried as they watched Humpty croak
Humpty Dumpty led a good life Humpty Dumpty had a shrewd wife When she heard the news She called for the law She wanted his goods, and she wanted them all
Humpty Dumpty became quite rich Humpty Dumpty carved his own niche He made wise decisions His portfolio was fat He made lots of money by inventing the hat
Humpty Dumpty had a good name Humpty Dumpty never lacked fame He had a big house With servants and varlets He'd hang out in Vegas with Hollywood starlets
BUT....
Humpty had a shameful condition He put himself in that position He frequented people With questionable talents And contracted a disease which effected his balance
NOW....
Humpty Dumpty lies in his grave Humpty Dumpty can no longer shave He's drawn his last breath It's the end of the show And his wife has run off with a young tennis pro