Gordon is a spider
He lives in my bathroom
I feed him up on house-flies
And chocolate Macaroon

Gordon is a spider
He lives behind the bin
He hides away when people stay
- it’s very kind of him

Gordon is a spider
(At least, I think it’s him –
Oh no! What if a bigger,
Meaner Gordon did him in?)

If Gordon Two ate Gordon One
My throne is surely cursed
No second toilet-mate could share
The manners of the first!

If Gordon's really bought it
I don’t know what I’ll do
I’ll have to write a notice
For my guests upon the loo:


**WARNING: SAVAGE SPIDER
BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU POO!
HE ATE HIS PREDECESSOR –
HE COULD BE AFTER YOU!