I like to think I'm patient.
I like to think I'm kind.
But let me tell you of something
That really chaps my behind.

See, I kinda like this guy,
I haven't known him very long.
Yet I'm incredibly drawn to him.
So far, nothing wrong.

I'd like to get to know him better.
We're good acquaintances, at best.
Friendly hugs, friendly talk,
I'm sure you can figure out the rest.

Yet there's a simple social skill
That he sadly seems to lack.
Please, when I send a cordial text,
******* TEXT ME BACK.
:)