Momma bought the trampoline
From man on the corner
With cobwebs in his hair
And when I start to jump
He always do stare

But when I start jumpin'
My eyes do fail
And I'm left with green skin
And rabbit ears
Don't know why
There's somethin' to that ol' Trampoline

Maybe cobweb hair man
Has cobweb magic
An' his ol' eyes do possess that *****
To make me hallucinate
Sick to my stomach
My hands are now stones
I am left cold straight to the bone

Years go by
And cobweb voodoo do still go on
So I get me a machete
And start wackin at the ol' *****
Voodoo man ain't watchin' now
Sky turn black
Trampoline turn black too
And it start oozing where I do wack

Still so much fun
***** might be voodoo
But momma never knew
And I always wanted a trampoline
So thank you