I read an ad recently ‘Get your Valentine’s day hampers while they last, order in advance lest you be disappointed’ But what I really read was… 'Get your Valentine’s day humpers while they last, order in advance lest you be disappointed’ Because I’m a clown like that I make light of this day ‘Valentine’s’ The fourteenth day of the second month of every year That makes everyone realize how attached or alone they are… really, I find that the most stupid fear... Is the fear of not being paired up… yet I say ‘yet’ because it’s going to happen sooner or later, more than once Like it has happened before But oh, you want to sulk and sob in your depressingly darkish room… behind the self made prison that is your closed door Because you just want to wallow in self pity… because you're so low Forever alone Call me a ***** And a realistic one at that I like to think But I find this entire obligation to have someone on this day quite unnecessary… which makes me kind of curious As to who is really authentically ‘in’ love And who is apparently “in love” for convenience reasons These self made prisons I joke through this day… with female friends, my true Valentines No charades, no pretentious antics Just funny nonsense with the coolest, realest fun chicks To all those that have their better halves… well "power to you" Way to go, we’re happy for you You probably enjoy the most out of this day ‘Valentine’ I didn't mean to sound conceited… for we are all allowed to court To be arrested by passion, maybe I’ll get past these ‘flings’ and also have my day in court… Yeah, maybe someday I will have mine Again.