Barefoot on barren moorland, crisscrossed with animal tracks, Not another soul except for poets hunting in packs, The cry of nesting larks.... the prey of murderous weasels, A school of landscape artists encumbered by their easels, Muddy potters... Bearded weavers... Artisan brewers... Millennials in their millions... And a folk band whose VW van has broken down. I need some peace and quiet so I'm going back to town.