Trim back the parts of me protruding unwantingly in everyone’s face
Sever from me the dead branches that no longer serve except to scrape my fellows’ sensitivity
Pluck off these withered and unrecognizable leaves that pitifully and desperately held on throughout Winter
Uproot these weeds of deeply burrowed manipulations and please pour a gallon of **** killer on my roots
Smash the restless tendencies of ants, ever planning and controlling; cave in their castle of lies
Did you notice that black widow spider patiently waiting to poison all that is dear in my life?
While at it, might as well neatly scoop up the rocks and pebbles of thoughts and reason that have scattered across the drive way and put them back into proper context.