Number 1: "What has made your mind so naive to tell me the reason I passed out was due to the stress of taking a bath?" Number 2: "You're the one in need of a therapist for the senseless concept in your mind I need emotional support to wash my face in the morning" Number 3: "You told me to lie on the floor when I am about to faint except when I did so what gave you the idea to yell at me in your narrow mind" Number 4: "If you eliminated one possible health condition at the beginning of the appointment why is it in the end I am always stuck with my feet out the door with that label?" Number 5: "Are you sure you even completed medical school because it sure seems like I can self diagnose better than you can even take my pulse."
This is in no way meant to discredit doctors it's just I have been to 40 in the past year stuck with the most bizarre answers. One being "You need to develop stress relief tools so you do not pass out after a bath."