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Apr 2019
86% of the muslim world thinks that
homosexuality is a "problem"...

wow...
  so... that sheikh, in oman,
or some other
camel jockey grievance
state...

          no... not enough
for the work of the quran,
also included is the black oil...

         weimar republic black boots...
i don't exactly like some
algerian moving into france
and punching a ******...
would i **** a ******? no.
would i punch a ******? no.

but homosexuality is
b'aah b'aah b'aah (include the stutter)
is bad...
      right!

              sheikh's ****** stamina!
homosexuality doesn't exist
in harems?
             no? no?! really?!
so why you need all these
eunuchs...
               and this trunk of ******
to entertain your concubines?!
the harems work on
the dynamic of a permanent
hard-on,
   and no strap-ons and no viagara
pills?
       you're going to **** around
with me much longer before
looking in the mirror?
oh i'm happy peering into
my shadow,
supposedly i am in ownership
of 6, depending where i stand
in the outer-urban environment...

but lesbians are allowed,
in your harems...
and harems and...
the only gift that god ever gave
the camel jockeys
(a bangladeshi term)
was oil under the sand...

             so **** intrusions
are bad, because some
disenfranchised algerian youths
"deposed" their ruler
in a wheelchair,
probably demented...
clap, clap, clap, clap, clap...
hear that echo?
i'm pretty sure i don't.

         but what about the already
apparent homosexuality
of the women bound
to a harem?
sheikh got stamina?
        72, 72 virgins...
can i please have either 72 rottweilers
or 72 ******?
can't do 72 virgins,
don't have the stamina...
and god, sure as ****,
being anti science,
will not prescribe me a viagara...
what's the ratio?
   72 virgins...
****... 3 plug holes...
you know how girls are like,
one in the usual place,
one in the mouth,
and one in the hole that ***** out...
      72 / 3...
we'll need 23 eunuchs...
  and i'll be the 24th *****
donor...
but wait...
would you require *****
when you're in heaven,
wouldn't you be: ball-less
just to save you,
from the predicament
of a 2nd tier of heaven
having impregnanted
                          a celestial ******?

my one and only prayer...
please god please god please god
anything but the guillotine
scrutiny of observable public
evidence stance...

if this **** happens:
i have to dumb-down;
                  
   somehow homosexuality
isn't a problem,
within the confines of a harem...
LEZBOUZ...
                             like the *******
sheikh has the stamina...
i once did 3 in one night
and by the end of it,
   i was "shooting" blanks...
what remained,
was the original sensation
of an 8 year old boy,
purely muscular riddled
with no substance to *******...

               now some ******* ******
is a problem...
in france...
                   france, bewildered,
england: huh?
             germany...
                  and...
                           i'm sadly calm...

deplatforming, circa...
2015, me on wattpad...
what, too many teenage girls?
             why am i not surprised,
and why am i not empathetic
to the current trend?
    was anyone empathetic to
me back in 2015...               silence...
eh... what should i be expecting,
given that wattpad is a canadian
company.
Mateuš Conrad
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Mateuš Conrad  36/M/Essex (England)
(36/M/Essex (England))   
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