h'uh?!
i didn't come here for your women!
i thought the pakistanis
were for that?

i can cook,
i can clean,
i can occupy myself
to suit the count of 1
just as well...

why would i need an englishwoman?
this is some ploy to make me star
in channel 4's come dine with
me sort of *******?

       i don't need a woman,
who can't fend for herself,
why do i live with my parents?
either that...
or sharing a communal house
with ******* my own age...
i guess...
owning a dog, a cat,
i get to feel less
and less like an ed gein
having any association
with them...

my dream destination?
the faroe islands.
   i wish i lived there,
i wish i died there,
i wish there,
was, "anything", but,
"there"...

                   maybe the gods
give me the strength
to cary the burden of
the wind,
                 with the fewest
number of breaths!