72 rottweilers...

          any un-circumcised
man would have
72 virgins on their
bucket-list?

          72... 72...

אין סוף

                  ein soph...

  99 names in the muslim
vernacular,
   99 - 72 = 27...

             ever churn out a
post-scriptum "kiss"
with a dog,
grinding teeth the canines?

no? only *****-*******,
sucky-sucky sort of *******?

comes to mind,
my idea of heaven...
   72 rottweilers...

when a teenager girl,
as this is required
of pretty,
is wearing a metaphysical
veil...
          practically a nun...

i stop, and forget the promise
of virgins...
   and the "untamed"
scenarios...
            72 virgins becomes
replaced with 72 rottweilers...

i always wanted one,
the closest i ever came was
owning a doberman
(at a time when you'd still
apply the pointy ear
aesthetic procedure)...
   and an alsatian shepherd...
the closest i ever came
to a rottweiler?

         while walking to
the supermarket at night,
i passed this woman
on multiple occassion,
walking her rottweiler...

     i chance the opportunity,
thinking: **** it,
can't be worse than a swarm
of piranha...

  landed my hand on his
tender bulwark worth of
a cranium...

     you know... that's almost
"weird"...
      and i kept up my methodological
"scrutiny" of time
whenever walking the night
to the supermarket...
after shyly petting her
rottweiler?

i've never seen that lady
every again...

   i guess: was the rottweiler
supposed
to bite me?
          i once lynched
my dobermann pet for having
bitten my alsatian shepherd
*****... almost taking my eye out...

72 virgins is seriously
a bad idea...
  72 virgins...
   no viagara...
no ******...
   no eunuchs...
      no alcohol, just grape juice...
a really bad idea...
you'd be left dry after about
three ejaculations...
  so... where's the remaining 69?
oh right... it never existed
to begin with...
        72 virgins...
a common peasant jihadi...
promises, promises...

            can i have those
72 rottweilers?
i just feel more like wrestling
with a dog
than ******* a woman;
                  seriously.