Debt be not proud, though lenders label thee useful and powerful, for thou art not so. For those poor souls who take your ready dough Pay not Principal, just interest and the fees. Unlike cash wealth and true liquidity Which, in sum, denote prosperity, Your burden would enthrall them where they go And collection agents nightly tell them so. Your rates are slave to a data dependent Fed, and you are a poison consigning men to Hell. Cash wages are what we need to slumber well, Free of this debt incurred with the stroke of a pen. One more loan payment and we 'll eschew your fee. Then Debt shall be no more. We’ll be debt Free.
With apologies to John Donne and Holy Sonnet X and to all those who are still trying to pay off student loans.