**** me... so i'm the one who's called-upon to call-out fake gore? and i thought that journalism was bad... ooh... this ****** of a realization packs a punch... but why always associated with some *******, like las vegas? oh right, to the point, i woke up early having realised that i used the word: paedophilia... to the extent of my knowledge... i started jerking off aged 7... i had my first kiss with a girl around the age of 6... became a prominent primary school pornographer aged 9 / 10 (distributed postcards of pamela anderson)... gained this, foul mouth by paying an extra tenner on the already hundred and ten to perform oral *** on a *******... and... "oddly" enough, born in may... 1986... when chernobyll happened... well... area of affect? no one was going to hear about it... but some scandinavian scientists reported "anomalies"... how far from chernobyll to where i was born? hyper-sexualised society, viagara... perpetual hard-on: strap-on... the madonna-***** complex... ed gein - the remnant artefact of proliferated Freud, mashed up with an Edward Hopper sketch-critique; beautiful... time to move in.