There's a fella you've all heard of From a sandy foreign place He was sent down by his daddy From somewhere in outer space He died and he came back again Then he hit the dusty road Now he's there for me with a helping hand When I've almost dropped my load
Jesus is my barman I munch his salty nuts He fills me up with lovin' Till it rumbles in my guts He's my one almighty Hoover He ***** off all my sin To all my tricky crevices He bravely enters in
He eases through my tightest spots He's always got my back He lubricates my passage Down the narrow winding track He tinkers with my plumbing Removes my stubborn stains Then with his holy implement He firmly rods my drains
Jesus is my bell-boy In his elevatin' craft He pushes on my button Then he takes me up the shaft He's my fire fighting saviour When flames begin to roar He grabs his mighty helmet And he breaks in my back door
He's captain of my ****** Commander of my boats Don't worry if you're sinkin' fast Cos Jesus always floats If you're cold and need to light a fire The lord is right and good There's one thing he's remembered for Itβs always having wood
Jesus is my dentist He drills me with his bit He fills up all my cavities Then I gargle and I spit And one day when itβs legal We'll end our secret fling With his ring on my finger And his finger in my ring
A country/western style song about loving Jesus...