All that it takes to turn blackened skies Back to a beautiful hue of blue Much like the iris Of women that never fail to Give me heart palpitations There's a slew of variations An opportunity of great financial gain After what feels like a century of Careening going against the grain A romantic interest peaked Peeking back at you Instead of playing a game of Peeka-Booooo get off the stage A family member who you're used to being a failure Used to be overly concerned But that junk mail's been sent back to mailer Signed Woo-hoo What A Relief Surely used to eating crow pie Feeling the grief Eye a toothpick now Exclaiming that was righteously delicious Can I have seconds? Or thirds? Because I couldn't even successfully **** me And those occasions were numerous Nothing in this world is going to stop me You can throw me in a real cliff hanger Like the hungry coyote Wile E. I'd still come out smiling Eventually