Isn't it funny That you can be healthy And then weigh yourself And be obese? That you can run four times a week Workout everyday besides And check your weight And have nothing but hate? Isn't it funny That you can look in the mirror And love what you see Then look at the scale And back to your reflection And everything is wrong with you? Isn't it funny That you can be perfectly happy Until you find out your "size" And suddenly you can't stand yourself