You'd wind me up like an old toy Then point me straight at a wall To catch a good laugh Watch me get juiced up just to crash If your love were a party I'd be the only kid leaving without cake or ice cream What a blast My love was as sweet as candy In return I'd get a cut to the face Now add lemon juice with extra salt right to the open wound I was always picking you up like chairlifts You were like bungee jumping without rescuers A real hoot but left me hanging upside down