You shall dine well, Fabullus, at my house in a few days, if the gods favour you, if you will have brought with you a good and large dinner, not without a shining girl and wine and wit and all your laughter. If you will have brought these things, I say, our charming one, you shall dine well: for the purse of your Catullus is full of cobwebs. But, in turn, you will receive undiluted loves of anything which is either more delightful or more elegant: for I will give to you perfume, which the Venuses and Cupids gave to my girl, which, when you will smell it, you will ask the gods so that they might make all of you, Fabullus, a nose.
(C) Crestfall My translation of Catullus' Carmen 13.