sharing a dilapidated porch and shrinking fifth of jim beam with my friend pete we’re in maine celebrating his fourth novel eagerly awaited by his ten fans the sun is sinking and pete has his ruger 380 taking potshots at a statue of cervantes on the lawn “what’s your issue?” i ask as he clips cervantes’ shoulder “jealousy?” “no,” he drawls, casually reloading “******* never wrote a followup to don quixote”